At the age of two Jordan was diagnosed by a family friend as having been “vaccinated with a Victrola needle.”

Since her early diagnosis she has only cemented the symptoms even further*. Jordan enjoys giving her opinion on all books, products, and reality television shows that she can consume at a moments notice.

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* Report card comments K-12 constantly state Jordan as being, “Chatty, Lively, Talkative” and her personal favorite…”Overly Loquacious”.

Jordan’s dream job is to be the first redheaded Real Housewife of West Virginia. If that doesn’t shake out to fruition, she would “settle” for being a reader/writer/full time mother to an entire hoard of children and rescue dogs. For now, she writes on the side of her full-time job as a teacher.

Married to her college sweetheart in October 2015, Jordan is really enjoying life as a newlywed. She especially loves the part where he takes the trash out and can reach the top shelves of their kitchen cabinets without a step-stool.